By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 04:30 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML
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Thale_fml 8

... why would you take a shower when your girlfriend had finally come to your house to visit, anyway?

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Parazad 16

At least your grandmother has a sense of humor.

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JennyBear101 0

She must hate ur gf

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Ressamies 6

that is why I only wank in shower when im alone in the house. OP probably was suspiciously long in the shower :D

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CoriCat 25

There's probably a good reason for her saying that..

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Sighnexxures 8

Why are you solo showering? SHAME ON YOU>< It's called SAVE WATER; Shower together - Cape Town South Africa can be avoided;

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wrenavery90 12

Why would you decide to take a shower while your girlfriend was there?

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