By ouch - 09/12/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML
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Telionis 0

I thought dingleberries were the result of poor wiping post bowl movement?

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noluck84 0

you deserve it for saying "more cushion for the pushin" and for saying "dingleberries". are you 14?

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lostfaithinpppl 19

OP, I hope you broke up with her right then and there. This girl has serious issues.

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JakobKain 0

Dingleberries lol :p Ignore the people saying that's a stupid word for your nuts, they just find something in every post because they're smarter than everyone, right? Funny story

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thewhorocks 0

bo ho. What do you want us to do? If we go yeah, your damn right, you need to exercise you fat ass, you would get pissed, but if we say "Its fine, I like fat chicks" You gte pissed for saying you are fat, even if you freely just said you where fat. So if the guy says "more cushion for the pushin'" be ******* happy that he doesn't mind fat chicks, unlike some douche bags who seem to be obsessed with a Megan Fox body.

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thewhorocks 0

Oh, and How could I forget. The other option is just lie and say she;s fine! But then of course you run the chance of her flipping out saying "NO I:M FAT AND UGLY!" running into the bathroom to gulp down a gallon of mocha-chip ice cream in between crying uncontrollably. =D

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QJD 0

I learned a new word today - Dingleberries.

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levitate 3

Telling your girlfriend she's fat is like her telling you that you have a small dick. There's just some things you have to be sensitive about.

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lawllercoasters 0

YDI for dating a psychotic bitch who throws lamps at people.

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thewhorocks 0

Honestly, if that happen, then whatever. People get way to uptight.....

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