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By ouch - 09/12/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 19:09

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So don't touch you at all?" FML

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By JOTA - 07/10/2020 04:02 - New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend told me she was worried about being eaten by a whale while out kayaking on our holiday tour. I told her that she was way larger than whale food, and that it wouldn’t be interested in her. Now she is accusing me of trying to tell her "nicely" that she's fat. FML

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By scared - 24/06/2020 23:02

Today, I yelled at my girlfriend for something trivial. Instead of yelling back, she was scarily calm and said, "Remember, I’ve got 50 lbs on you. Yell at me again and I’ll lay a pillow on your face and sit on it until you’re dead." I think she might mean it. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2012 23:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my girlfriend over at my parents for dinner. When we were done, my dad went around to collect all the dirty plates and stacked them on his arm. When he got to my girlfriend, the weight became too much and he and the plates fell on top of her. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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Trick question

By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 21:57 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in her new pair of jeans. Knowing I was probably about two seconds away from all hell breaking loose, I instinctively tried to save my game, before remembering I wasn't playing a video game. I really need to get a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2019 06:15

Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML

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Wednesday 9 December 2009 20:16

YDI for calling them dingleberries

Telionis 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 20:18

I thought dingleberries were the result of poor wiping post bowl movement?

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iloveloosy12 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 23:32

that's what I'd do. dingleberries. douche. call them balls, testis, or testicles. what. the. heck.

wafflemonger 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 23:55

Why would you EVER say that to a woman? Granted, in that situation, there's no right thing to say, but there are wrong things to say, and you picked pretty much the wrongest there is. I'm not gonna click YDI, because no one "deserves" to get hit in the balls unless they're a rapist or a molester, but use your brain next time.

little_otter 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 23:55

kathyfan 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 23:56

YDI for calling your balls dingleberries. Who the hell says things like that? Seriously

never_walk_in 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 0:16

ur such a douche!! I know you weren't trying to be an ass, but u shouldn't have said that. All of you guys who say that girls r 2 sensitive about their weight, guys are wayyy sensitive about different things. Of course that girl is a freak, but no one would expect such a unsensitive answer from their BF. You shouldn't have a GF if you don't know a thing about girls. Even the assiest guys I know aren't that stupid. YDI

WakyWizerdX 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 0:44

How does a lamp even hit your dingleberries? You really couldn't dodge a lamp or turn around?

Ashimali 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 1:01

i might be a girl, but i don't think you deserved it at all. I mean, maybe they weren't the BEST words you could have used, especially for a girl who is insecure about her weight, BUT honestly, i think you were letting her know you like her just the way she is. Hopefully she'll realize it. In the mean time, maybe you should think about an ice pack.