Love: Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my...

By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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By Foam - 26/12/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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FMLshark 12

Sunday 20 May 2012 11:57

Love hurts.

officeradvil 8

Sunday 20 May 2012 11:55

Well sir, that is indeed unfortunate. I hope her dad is a dentist.

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Jiinxx 8

Sunday 20 May 2012 12:14

she must've been really eager.

GDIalex 11

Sunday 20 May 2012 12:14

Next time YOU go in for oral sex too fast and break HER front tooth.

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 20 May 2012 15:40

OP's girlfriend is Linda Lovelace?

pdp_fml 21

Sunday 20 May 2012 12:26

Your girlfriend must have been very horny! ( my wife said that)

vicky_reoow 1

Sunday 20 May 2012 12:44

YOU have a wife?

bassnectar_fml 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 15:47

yeah he does click to see his profile . then read his bio .

DomDomxoxo 16

Sunday 20 May 2012 17:22

46: Welcome to FML! Before commenting this, you should've checked yourself.

owo_fml 9

Sunday 20 May 2012 18:30

Happy early birthday, pdp.

nado13579 12

Monday 21 May 2012 16:23

Happy birthday PDP!! :D

ambowew 7

Sunday 20 May 2012 12:27

Totally imagined her diving in like a shark on some helpless mammal.

little_one 20

Sunday 20 May 2012 15:55

I imagine the scene from 40 year old virgin when she's sucking on his toe and kicks her in the face. Lips and teeth mashing could be a little gory.

I_Punch_Babies 7

Sunday 20 May 2012 12:40

ive had a girl accidentally miss my lips and kiss my teeth once but i think youve got me beat there. FYL

youtubetre_fml 14

Sunday 20 May 2012 12:40

Love can be violent !

emstar828 4

Sunday 20 May 2012 12:55

This totally sounds like something I would do. That sucks OP. =/

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 20 May 2012 13:02

Love hurts!

Ruffclue 9

Sunday 20 May 2012 13:15

She is a ToothFairy.

lady1992 5

Sunday 20 May 2012 13:21

How the hell did that even happen .?! Was her face made out of metal.?! o_O

eastsidesoldier 7

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:07

Lol

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Same thing different taste

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