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By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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Whispers

By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, whom I have been with for 4 years. I've been in Australia for the last 2 months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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Kinda sus

By Heartbroken - 03/04/2023 16:00

Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 14:12 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

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FrostyNorth 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:34

So? Maybe she packed them for a friend... OK, no, you're f***ed. I hope you at least got a chance to poke some holes in them.

chiaro 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:41

yeah that's really ****** up. in response to #1, you might not want to poke holes in them unless you leave her before she becomes pregnant

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theWalrus_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:34

Who does she think she's meeting here? I live in Florida. She'll be hard pressed to find sex, especially on the beach or at a theme park.

poison29 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:37

not all girls are like that, just this one. there are just as many shitty guys out there. #20 can suck his dick.

Slicer316 2

Monday 16 March 2009 1:57

#20 YOU ARE THE MOST INTELLIGENT PERSON THAT HAS COMMENTED ON HERE, btw lol. You said just about everything that i could have said as advice to this person. Listen to #20 and you'll do fine and be best off.

DPoet 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:10

I agree with # 20. As far as her possibly packing them for a friend.. BULL SHIT. People RARELY EVER pack condoms for friends unless they are too young or something of that sort. From experience, I would have had attempted at some crazy sex with her before her leaving. Then telling her you saw the condoms, it's over, Bon voyage!!! Females are as trifling these days as they claim men are, that even goes with sex. By the way, I had to make an account just so I could comment on this post in specific haha!!

_Elizabeth_ 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:20

Wow, you should dump her. And at least she's being responsible while cheating on you? And if she did get pregnant, #7 he wouldn't have to wait 9 months, actually, to find out if it was his kid. They can run tests while the ho is prego. Leave her.

debonair 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:29

Wow... that bites. :/ I'm sorry.

neondeon298 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:14

Whoever posted this, make a comment and tell us what happened. Im actually quite interested to know since all the above reasons are plausible

killkillkill 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:54

damn dude, that sucks u shuld poke holes, but make sure she aint pregnant already

nuga 0

Monday 16 March 2009 7:14

You said you couldn't go "since I couldn't get work off" instead of just "because of work"...does that mean you were originally planning to go but then couldn't because of work? If so, isn't there a chance she was planning on using them with YOU but then forgot to take them out of her bag after you said you couldn't go? Asking you to put an Ipod in the bag where's she's hiding condoms for adultery isn't exactly the work of a guilty person... There are obviously many different interpretations. Confront her first before coming to rash conclusions.

Sappheyes 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 0:31

Similarly, I've packed condoms for previous trips and just ended up leaving the extra in my suitcase. I've found some in an overnight bag months after my boyfriend and I went on the trip, since sometimes I leave things in there that I think I might use next time. Btw, I keep these bags inside, where it's air conditioned, so I'm not using damaged rubbers here. Besides, I'd throw them away if I found that I'd left them in the heat, or past the expiration date. I mean, she could be cheating. It's possible. But then why would she have you go look in her bag, knowing that she had packed condoms? I'm thinking that they were in there from either a previous trip with you, or sometime before you two started dating.