Love: Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was...

By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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Spotted

By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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Whispers

By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, whom I have been with for 4 years. I've been in Australia for the last 2 months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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Kinda sus

By Heartbroken - 03/04/2023 16:00

Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 14:12 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

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FrostyNorth 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:34

So? Maybe she packed them for a friend... OK, no, you're f***ed. I hope you at least got a chance to poke some holes in them.

chiaro 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:41

yeah that's really ****** up. in response to #1, you might not want to poke holes in them unless you leave her before she becomes pregnant

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ihategeishas 0

Monday 16 March 2009 11:03

sorry man, your girl was going to get laid down there...thats ****** up, I HATE GEISHAS.... doesnt it suck when you find out your GF is a ****?! hella mean, but i'd go with the poking holes in them..haha i didnt say that tho~

whiteylasvegas 0

Monday 16 March 2009 11:05

By bag do you mean purse? If so, it would be unusual for her not to have condoms in there.

babinface 0

Monday 16 March 2009 20:46

Last weekend I went to the beach with my friends too, and for a second I was nervous this was my boyfriend talking. But my condoms in the clutch I had in my purse were the ones I use with HIM, and I just didn't think of taking them out of my purse. Don't worry, you probably have NOTHING to worry about. :)

blahnoopoo 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:39

bitch!!! I would never do that!!!

eschreib 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:33

dump that ****

jackmode9316 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:32

Poke holes in them, but be careful not to poke her if you know what I mean, at least not without providing your own rubbers.

nuga 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:37

@74: true, but #77's example shows that my theory might be right =)

allstarplayer324 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 18:03

#20 chill out. How many girlfriends have you had? If any? I understand if you've been wronged but DAMN. It may have been stuff she uses with you but didn't take out. Or for her friend cause her friend can't take them cause her mom checks her bag or something. And maybe she did bring them just in case she makes a bad decision when shes drunk- do you want her to have unprotected drunk sex? You probably always have condoms in your wallet or whatever with you "just in case" or cause you never know when you and her will do it, why can't she?