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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 16:18 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told me she'd been harassed by a guy and was thinking about pressing charges. The guy is someone I know from college - he promised me he would say "hi" to her for me while he was in Shanghai. FML

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By Wow - 04/09/2009 01:45 - United States

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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anglcdvl89 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:06

So THAT'S how they say hi in China? No wonder that country is overpopulated...they're just a friendly peoples...

wutupbruh 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:04

does hi mean something weird in chinese?

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cough 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:22

Gotta love people's lack of respect. Break that dude's face!!!

SimplyIzzie 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:25

OP: Wow that sucks dude! Kick his ass! #13: You're being an asshole. How the hell is it his fault? Oh I apologize for that. Obviously when you say 'hi' to someone it's in a very specific way. My bad.

Dude_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:27

be glad he didn't say hi the japanese way ;o

annabananaxx 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:28

I agree with #18. Perhaps your girlfriend overreacted a bit? Talk to her and your friend, find out exactly what he did before doing anything rash.

likeduhhx4 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:28

how about you have your fist say hi to his face when you see him.

i_love_sluts 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:33

# 21 just shut up ya mad gimp

HummingBirdsFly 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:35

#13: Seriously? I don't think its the OP's fault, or the OP's girlfriends fault. Obviously, he wouldn't know if his college mate would sexually harass his girlfriends fault. He probably assumed that his college mate would just meet his wife out of courtesy. If anything, it's the college mate's fault.

baffledkitten 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:37

#21 - I realize you're just trying to be funny, but there are less crude ways of doing so. OP - Not knowing the full story, all I can recommend is that you ask your girlfriend exactly what happened. Did she know you knew him? Did she know him? Did he just say "hi," or did he actually harass her? Did he just think he was being friendly and she mistook it for sexual harassment? It's possible she's being a bitch, and it's possible your buddy's a dick, but it's equally possible that there was a misunderstanding. FYL anyway, regardless of which of the possibilities it really is.

nachohuerres 6

Thursday 15 April 2010 8:25

I agree finishing number 21's solution was disturbing.

darkmis1 17

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:37

Damn! Kick that guys ass!

cartering 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:41

Is she Chinese? If she actually is chinese, and living in China, then it would be offensive for him to say Hi to her. While its polite in our culture, its very inappropriate in theirs (like how showing elbows isn't thought of twice here, but is considered downright pornographic in some other countries). Now if she's an American living in China, he probably had to do a lot more than just say hi for her to consider it harassment

blkwhtrbbt 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:30

bull, dude. you can greet young women in china without being charged with sexual harrassment. the culture us not that different in mainstream china than here in th US. please verify your facts before posting something like this. btw, I am Chinese. I would know.