Love: Today, my girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told...

By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 16:18 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told me she'd been harassed by a guy and was thinking about pressing charges. The guy is someone I know from college - he promised me he would say "hi" to her for me while he was in Shanghai. FML

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By cchandler - 23/09/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML

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By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 23:26 - United States

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By dumbass - 07/02/2011 00:58

Today, my boyfriend left for a 2-year job posting in China. We had agreed to maintain a long-distance relationship, and even worked out a visiting schedule. Later that night, after trying to reach him, I realized the numbers he gave me weren't for China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2022 00:01

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By Darryl - 12/05/2015 12:53 - Australia - Tarragindi

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

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By Wow - 04/09/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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anglcdvl89 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:06

So THAT'S how they say hi in China? No wonder that country is overpopulated...they're just a friendly peoples...

wutupbruh 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:04

does hi mean something weird in chinese?

Comments

DreMaMa 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:13

Maybe that's just a cover up? maybe shes doing every small dick in china. YDI for letting her go and thinking your friend would honestly just say "hi"

glamorous67 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:13

@8- i know thats a joke but its kindof rascist... anywayyyy i would say this is a much bigger FML for your girlfriend!! but still, FYL

blkwhtrbbt 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:26

it's cool. I'm Chinese and I found that funny.

QuickSilv3r777 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 11:06

Ching-Chongiday?

xNephilim 18

Saturday 4 August 2012 6:13

It's not racist... It was sarcasm...

Nomad609 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:15

Well, say 'Hi' to his girlfriend or when he gets back, let your fist say 'Hi' to him

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:16

Your "girlfriend" lives in china and you don't?

doggylover27 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:11

Long distance, duh-much?

inflagranti 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:17

your life is f***ed coz its totally out of your control

Curtieeeez 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:18

#8, LOL. And wow, that sucks. :

wowfmlife 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:19

they use "sexually harassed" very lightly nowadays... figure out what he did before youd do anything crazy

kwosti 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:19

She's probably trying to get you guys to fight over her, and for you to go back ASAP. Shanghai girls are bred to marry men from overseas. Watch yourself buddy.....

were_giraffe 2

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:21

So... did he just say "hi" as he promised? or did he really harass her? I have seen some girls who treat just simple things as "hello" as "omg he's hitting on me!"

bipolarchipmunk 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:21

here's what you do: When this guy returns home, tell him YOU'RE going to china, and that you'll get him a special "gift" there. Then, go to China, and buy an expensive pair of oriental chopsticks. When you come back, take the chopsticks and approach this fellow; tell him you have his special "gift". Then, grab both of the chopsticks and jam them in his ears as hard as you can. The aim here is puncture his ear drums. Doubt he'll be saying "hi" to anyone for a long time if he's deaf. Problem solved.