By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 158
You deserved it 18 034

Same thing different taste

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aprilita 8

To console her by making love to her ;)

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permitame 0

I am religious and I don't think that having sex before marriage is wrong. It's an out dated concept. God forgives any and all sins. she needs to keep in mind that it takes to people to have sex. If she was so religious why isn't she apologizing to him for tempting him ?

decidedlyvague 11

having sex before marriage was never written in the bible as bad. you just have to marry the person you sleep with and stay with her forever, like every other marraige. although I don't dobble in that ridiculousness. hope it helps

Aside from the crying girlfriend you should feel great, I mean she must really really like you to have broke that promise to herself

tap that again... and again.. eventually she will love it like the rest of them and want it on a regular basis!!

gtrgdss 0

ex husband was the same way!!! I feel you.

next time have sex with someone who isn't a ******* idiot. the sex will be better and it will be more relaxing afterwards.