By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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aprilita 8

To console her by making love to her ;)

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mpclaw 3

big trap. avoid this chick at ALL costs. Drama queen. it will never end! Run!

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Lulblast 4

Lol since when is sticking your wenis in some god forsaken hole, unholy?

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Brian5150 0

awww...thats kinda sad. but she should have thought about it more.

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manhands21 6

i would love to be called a temptation.

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jorankay411 6

FYL... and I hope that she wasn't saying it because you weren't a good lay or anything... sorry though man :/

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dchico22 0

tell her to grow up. that might've been how a girl would act in like the fifties but its Freaking 2011 grow up. it'll be fine.

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sbsq11 0

And since then the world has gotten worse.

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