By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 158
You deserved it 18 034

Same thing different taste

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aprilita 8

To console her by making love to her ;)

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tell her that God forgives. it might make her better....maybe

lifesacuntface 4

I feel you...it's happened to me before but she warmed up to the idea of it maybe yours will to

you sexy devils temptation!! take it as a complement she obviously couldn't wait any longer to have her way with you. or actually you shod call her a slutty sinner. see how she likes it. lol.

that's what happens when you are raised by god botherers.

butterflyz1961 2

See! It was all your fault, you heathen! just kidding....lol

LMFAO!!!!! there's really not more to say...... FYL

really you should have given her a minimum of a week to think it over. if you really care about her anyways. after 4 yrs, her heart was obviously set on staying a virgin..

Flutist 3

Um, she cried for FOUR HOURS, not 4 yrs. If she has been a virgin for only four years then Op has more problems than sex with a Christian. He would be a pedo.