By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
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AntDog27 0

Dude I feel for you. About the girl and the dog, I have a soft spot for animals, but dont worry kerp ur head up the night is always darkest before the dawn

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DocBastard 38

I agree. He certainly sounds very melancollie, like he stepped in a big mud poodle. Whatever you do, don't collar. She'll probably terrier heart out all over again. And don't go chasing after her trying to retriever; you'd only look more pathetic. I would suggest a little trip to get over her - maybe to Labrador. You can use my travel agent, Jack Russell. He's a boxer on the side, but he's excellent.

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alex1502 0

i do, i love my dog, and my girlfriend broke up with me out of the blue, her parents hated me and made up a lie to get her to do so

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yupishi 2

for the love of god, WHOM HAS A CORRECT GRAMMATICAL USE AND ISN'T A WORD YOU CAN USE ANY TIME TO MAKE YOU SOUND SMART!

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craphappened 4

Your sentence probably needs a little more punctuation.

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fthku 13

Whom are you talking about, willis?

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WishLine 6

Surely you mean 'About whom are you talking'? ;) Not that we need perfect grammar on the internet, but it's nice to try xD Peace and love, everybody.

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BosatKhanjar101 0

I am so sorry :'( that really sucks dude!!!! just try to get her back by just being romantic and tell her in detail why u like her and how much u do. we girls love that :)

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PurplePeeps 0

I believe that is open for interpretation.

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DriAA7 17

nobody wants to date a dude with a vag :)

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DakotaCat 4

You lost 2 bitches today..

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caleb_m91 1

**** her younger sister or her mum. that will teach the bitch.

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