By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 705
You deserved it 3 181

Same thing different taste

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Dude I feel for you. About the girl and the dog, I have a soft spot for animals, but dont worry kerp ur head up the night is always darkest before the dawn

I agree. He certainly sounds very melancollie, like he stepped in a big mud poodle. Whatever you do, don't collar. She'll probably terrier heart out all over again. And don't go chasing after her trying to retriever; you'd only look more pathetic. I would suggest a little trip to get over her - maybe to Labrador. You can use my travel agent, Jack Russell. He's a boxer on the side, but he's excellent.

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aww. 'least you'll find someone better than her!

Arschloch04 0

Well at least you kept your dignity-oh wait.

i guess ur gf only liked the dog, sorry bud

im guessing a poodle in heels panties and a leather bra and a 10 year old with a flea collar and a tail near her ass

Awww poor thing! Can't imagine what I would do if my dog died!

Loaded_Shawirma 0

Hmmm.. Dog owners get very attached to their pets.You do not even know the feeling when you lose your dog. It cannot be manifested even further.