By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
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imaginaryvoice 18

"I'm so sick of you breathing all the time!! Just stop, that's all I ask! Just do this one thing for me and stop breathing!"

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Epsilonyx 15

Next time you're in public, stop breathing and cause a scene. When she tells you to stop, sob uncontrollably and scream "ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU FAT BITCH", then lay in the fetal position and urinate everywhere.

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rorytlocke 1

I DON'T GET WHY THEY DO THAT MINE ALWAYS SAYS THAT!!! I'm like... Fine il stop... Pass out. O_O

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Anniebouuu 2

I think its her way of breaking up with you, letting you down easy... "you breath too much.. Stop breathing" ;)

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SukiIzumi 8

WTH O.O? Getting yelled at for breathing? What has the world come to @@

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Are you one of those obnoxiously loud mouth breathers? Because I had a boyfriend like that once and let me tell you- she is totally justified in telling you to stop breathing so much if that's the case.

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shots1996 8

Act like your having a hard time breathing and be like. ****. You... Were. Over.

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SGal25 5

Nice, sounds like she needs a Xanax or something, lol.

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sheethapins 13

Do it more sparingly or your breathing privileges will be taken away permanently.

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