By GrandmasWhore - 04/04/2009 05:59 - United States

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Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 247
You deserved it 90 484

Same thing different taste

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SomethingWitty 0

"...then Grandma asked to join. FML"

i still wonder why people don't take more precautions when there's a possibility of someone being around who could potentially walk in on you... you definitely 100% deserved that one

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cyxx 0

Inner morality? I guess our inner voice that tells us what's important and what's not, what's wrong and what's right, etc. I realize that society has changed an incredible amount in history, but the importance of sex as an act of love has remained pretty constant. You're more likely to get STDs from casual sex partners because you don't ask them about STDs or they lie to you about it. Most forms of birth control don't do anything about STDs. Many condoms don't either - only latex ones work, and not for all STDs. So the more you have casual sex, the more likely it is to develop an STD - nothing to do with stupidity other than the stupidity of casual sex in the first place. How am I demonstrating why I'm not objective? I looked at the issue, I took a position. Seems like you're doing the same thing.

Why you gotta describe what position your in? just say you were having sex. You gave me a mental image in my head and now I have a raging boner at work. THANKS A BUNCH! FML

emsss_fml 0

i'd laugh if your grandma posted on her " Today, i waisted my time giving my grand daughter the abstinence speech. I walk in her room to tell her how proud I am of her keeping her abstinence to find her doing it doggy-style with some guy. FML." i feel bad for your grandma for having to see that. haven't you heard of locking the doors when your doing it? just wow.

Emily_T 0

Cyxx, you're right on dude. Everyone else, take an opinion for what it is. I agree with Cyxx because it is something that deserves to be cherished. I also agree with posters AGAINST Cyxx, as it is true that in the modern world sex has lost its meaning to a point where it has become a pasttime. Sex is what you make of it. If you wanna go and hook up every day and if that's what makes you happy then go right ahead. None of us will judge you. If you feel that abstinence is the way to go, then more power to you. Things like marriage originally existed for the purpose of permanently uniting a man and a woman. Then someone decided to approve divorce. In the modern world nothing is the way it was meant to be. People get married drunk at Vegas and then split up in a week. Others wait until they're 50 to get married. Things like marriage, sex and abstinence no longer hold the same ideals that they once did. Yes, I am "sitting on the fence" for this one, but this is how it is and you can't deny that. Various opinions exist, and there is no reason that anyone should be ragging on anyone else for being abstinent or for someone being a total sperm dumpster (excuse the rude term), if you will. Society has grown to accept it all, there are gay marriages, 3 ways going wrong, people having 10+ kids, 60 year old virgins and anything in between. Everyone is right because in this day and age there isn't a wrong answer. Go do whatever makes you happy, just as long as it's not judging someone at the expense of their ideas, morals and beliefs. Poster..... YDI

MaCherie_fml 0

Gotta agree with #125 100% on this shit.

shut the hell up with the holier than thou shit. it's funny. get over it D:< she didn't put it up here for you guys to have a moral arguement. and #125 I believe the term is CUMDUMPSTER D:

lala03_fml 0

A little self control until grandma left town would have prevented this. And how'd you know she wasn't just saying "bye"? Even after she walked in, did she still proceed to tell you how proud she was of you waiting until marriage?

betterthanthou 0

lol at #127. I know when I act holier-than-thou, it is because I am. I am better than you. You will have to learn to deal with it. The reason you get mad when people like me act like we are better than you is because you realize we are right and you are wrong. It must suck to know that you are living a life of gross perversions. Eww.