By bcca - 13/02/2012 14:22 - United States

Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML
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catatonicsleep 17

gym membership is often expensive and you just got it for free...

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Ajjas013 6

Her grandma is a troll. YDI for letting trolls get to you.

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MF12 0

she might not actually have to lose weight, you know.

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maskedman 9

Why did she give you cookies if she wanted you to lose weight. Were they healthy cookies? Why am I asking questions that the OP will never answer?

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maskedman 9

ok thanks. I read the FML too fast because I was trying to get the first comment. I was way off. just playing moderators. please don't delete this.

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Sirin_fml 46

Yes, you expect it, but frankly, I find it difficult to give a shit at present. Pardon me as I drown my indifferent sorrows.

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purplemnm 9

don't drink and use your mod-hammer ;D

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kirky 0

did u go over and have oral and anal sex with that gilf (grandma i'd love to f) then have a three way with your grandpa and give it to him through his ear?

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ClumsyJason 3

Well, at least you got a free membership pass.

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kirky 0

then ur mom walked in and u did her up the but and her orgasms made her pass out then u stick ur d through her mouth ear nose and ****** and she bled to death

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damnrosi 0

That is just disgusting. Not even remotely funny. You need help.

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npk88 0

FYL? No...YLIA because you have the world's coolest grandma. She should have baked a fresh batch of cookies, held them in her lap while going reverse in her hoveround having you chase down the cookies!

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mlsuaarez 0

lmfao you have one cruel grandma

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