I feel sorry for the poor people who want 300 dollar jeans but cant afford them so they bitch on this website. Who cares if their parents love them more than your parents love you. I have party cloths too. Sometimes its nice to not look like a bum when you go out at night. I would be so mad if this happened to me. I even hide my clothes my my mom so she doesnt clean them wrong.

You remind me of my cousin, who was 15 when this happened. She saw me wandering around in an old pair of jeans with faded spots and blots of beige paint (they're my work jeans, I'd painted the living room a few days before and was washing the car when my cousin stopped by). A few days later my aunt called us, freaking out because my cousin had used her credit card to buy 250€ "vintage" jeans with fake paint blots and faded bits. My jeans cost 20€. #248: so you wear ripped and faded clothes to NOT look like a bum when you go out...?

Sooooooo, just... rip them up again. You're the only one would know.

Designer jeans are a bunch of poppycock bullshit. Just rip them in a random place. shit, get new jeans, scuff them up, wash them a few times, rip them. BAM Designer jeans. 300 dollars please.

What's it like not living in the real world, when all you have to worry about is jeans?

The only proper solution to this is to have all your pants taken away for a week. I'm sure you'll find that it's good to have jeans at all, which many people don't. Also, buying pre-torn jeans for that exorbitant a price is not only extravagant, it's a complete waste of money.

and just think, you could've had 30 pairs of jeans with your OWN holes in them, instead you have 1 pair of patched jeans and probably around 30 holes in your brain judging from...nevermind.

You should pay your grandmother $300 for her labor, not to mention thank her for her efforts. She's not going to be around forever, and the day she is gone you will remember how you publicly complained on fmylife.com that her patching your designer jeans was a bad thing. IMHO, your jeans just became a priceless, sentimental, family heirloom that will forever remind you of your grandmother and her kindness.

Well, it was sweet of her. Don't buy jeans with holes in them; only ass holes do that.

Why would you spend $300 on jeans anyway?