By Anonymous - 23/11/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
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Same thing different taste

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sugarandspice33 0

Damn global warming ruining your ecosystem.

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Altie 13

Dear OP, Well... it is. She talks like a politician but whatever; it's on you to find a gynecologist you're in sync with (...within the parameters of your healthcare provider -.-). Anyway, she's saying your "shit's ****** up", and it's time to treat it with medical science. Get on it!

It's called your nasty....why not try bathing more and ******* less...just sayin...

Tdevonner 0

Ugghhh ur so dumb yet mean...why? This problem occurs more in females who bathe too often and to indepth than it does to dirty ******. Its even found commonly in Infants/children whose parents try n do special "extra gentle" vag washes wiping away half if their ecosystem angering the village people

ultimateme_fml 1

I heard that in a movie last night

reenaj 4

Your whole body is covered in microbial ecosystems, actually! There are about a thousand to ten thousand bacteria per square centimeter of your body surface, except for your armpits and groin, where there are about a million per square centimeter. Those millions of bacteria in your ****** are good and healthy and are supposed to be there, in certain proportions. These good bacteria protect you because other, bad bacteria that could infect you down there would have to compete with them for resources (e.g. the tasty chemicals in your vaginal mucosa that they use for food) in order to "get a leg in" to the ecosystem. When conditions (such as pH) aren't right there, living conditions become less ideal for the good bacteria, and it's easier for the bad bacteria to grow. "Reconstructing" the ecosystem means fixing the conditions so that the right bacteria grow back in the right quantities.

diidiimi 10

We should launch an expedition... Take some samples, examine the native fauna, map the terrain. If we like the area we might be able to open your ****** for settlement.

Just post a little note: Under Reconstruction. Expect Delays, please use Express way.

reenaj 4

(Or, more plainly put, an ecosystem is a set of interacting populations of organisms, and the populations of good bacteria that are in everyone's ****** satisfies that definition) Bacteria are awesome.