Health: Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

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By weman - 04/09/2021 02:00

Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML

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By me. - 11/07/2016 03:00 - United States - Norman

Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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By stoolgal - 23/09/2016 06:19 - United States - Yukon

Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML

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By anonymous - 12/05/2011 02:20

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By JulietMarie - 10/10/2014 19:12 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2016 14:10 - Serbia - Pancevo

Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2023 03:00

Today, I found out that a female colleague thinks that because I got a vasectomy, I "got my balls chopped off." Then again, this woman also believes the cracks in her front brick fence are because her house is built on the equator. FML

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By CarouselHeart - 18/05/2016 20:09 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML

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Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:42

Means your ****** up

sakforduc 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:44

Damn global warming ruining your ecosystem.

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rockstar44 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:58

Ummm I think he means get laid more

anataliaguerrero 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:08

That means your ******* PH balance is off and you could have a ******* yeast infection.

snafu63 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:14

so it's like a rainforest?

Tanuis 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:17

Lol.. Nice one.

xLoLa_fml 6

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:38

I feel like the "Uhm what?" took away from the comedy of it all. YDI

Amandabobmaxwell 4

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:41

My gyn has never, EVER reffered to my vag as having an ecosystem.... Wtf lol

thegreat8 1

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:42

I wonder if it'll hurt

env303 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:42

He probs wants some sex

Altie 13

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:43

It means you gotta get laid

Altie 13

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:43

It means you gotta get laid

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