Miscellaneous: Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

By skichick54 - 24/08/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

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By Noname - 18/01/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML

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By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Frederick

Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML

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By socialdisease - 22/08/2011 15:58 - United States

Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2022 00:00

Today, I overloaded the washing machine and it flooded the downstairs. The flooring will have to be scrapped and drywall replaced. It's 100% my fault. Did I mention this is not my house? FML

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By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By wet - 23/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 02:39 - Reserved

Today, I was knocked into a wall by a high-pressure water cannon suddenly kicking in. I was only going to the corner store to buy some chocolate. Probably serves me right for not noticing a small riot due to a thumping hangover. FML

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yummcookie 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:50

Points for creativity surely?

afdude87 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:51

That must've taken skill.

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thiscrazything 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 13:49

What? How is that done?

TGRandom 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 13:55

Is that an earthquake I feel? No just douchebags attacking us with watermelons. Nothing special

jerico616 14

Wednesday 24 August 2011 13:58

Ok, I have to admit, THAT IS AWESOME!!!

IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7

Wednesday 24 August 2011 13:58

I got cantaloped :|

snazzy_247 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 13:58

Did you forget to remove your I'm a Canadian mat?

ejdelacruz 3

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:11

Definitely made my day reading that. :)

CaliGali 9

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:27

At least it does not leave a bad a smell

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:33

Top suspect: Gallagher

Shayton 12

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:35

Honestly. I would not be mad for that.they just made a whole new thing.

zoocity13 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:36

Hell yeah! Good snack for later?

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Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML

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