Miscellaneous: Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML - FML

By skichick54 - 24/08/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

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By Noname - 18/01/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML

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By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Frederick

Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML

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By socialdisease - 22/08/2011 15:58 - United States

Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2022 00:00

Today, I overloaded the washing machine and it flooded the downstairs. The flooring will have to be scrapped and drywall replaced. It's 100% my fault. Did I mention this is not my house? FML

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By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By wet - 23/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 02:39 - Reserved

Today, I was knocked into a wall by a high-pressure water cannon suddenly kicking in. I was only going to the corner store to buy some chocolate. Probably serves me right for not noticing a small riot due to a thumping hangover. FML

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Top comments

yummcookie 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:50

Points for creativity surely?

afdude87 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:51

That must've taken skill.

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hideyoself 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:06

what a waste of the best piece of fruit

Majstr 23

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:40

Can't agree more.

crownbenjamin 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:09

WTF? Who would think "I'm tired off eggs.... Let's use a heavy ass watermelon!"

Noob30 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 16:20

...me.

KushMastaDisasta 3

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:12

Catapault. FTW

Adman567 9

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:14

Oh ya well today my watermelon got housed. HOW DO U THINK I FEEL!

Sonic_boomerang 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 13:16

Winning

bobthemarley 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 13:53

Mental image, awesome :D

oh_your_god 15

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:18

Who'd you piss off bad enough to heave a watermelon at your house? That's impressive..

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:51

Probably some previous FML poster? This could be the ex-boyfriend of the girl who didn't fake orgasms. I personally think that deserves a good old-fashioned watermeloning.

mk58 31

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:23

Simple, eat all the watermelon off of your house.

swtrpt 2

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:24

Hi-brow defacing?

jedielf 23

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:24

Well that's free watermelon for you, at least, if it didn't get squashed...

dennis96411 12

Wednesday 24 August 2011 17:07

No, they simply bounced off of his house and landed on his lawn in perfect condition.

iJasper 8

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:26

Lmafo WIN¡

Mcdeath945 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 18:44

You failed at spelling LMFAO, your a failure

Kazze 31

Thursday 26 March 2015 18:35

You failed at spelling "you're, " so *YOU'RE a failure.

CoffeeZ 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:29

Oh, that just plain sucks. Sorry.

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