Miscellaneous: Today, my husband lost his keys again. It's a daily struggle...

By wife - 22/02/2015 03:47 - United States - Oceanside

Today, my husband lost his keys again. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Ridgefield

Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML

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It's always in the most obvious place

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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By keyless - 14/04/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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This is terrible!

By Baddad - 24/11/2019 20:00

Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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ShadoeAcurus 16

Sunday 22 February 2015 12:07

That is... Kinda impressive actually...

Exodiafinder687 58

Sunday 22 February 2015 12:08

Well at least you will know the first place to look should the kids go missing.

Comments

AntisocialLife 6

Sunday 22 February 2015 22:22

This is on here twice on my screen.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 23 February 2015 1:40

How did y'all manage to find them?

shanannygians07 28

Monday 23 February 2015 3:10

What made you think, "oh the keys must be in the ice tray"

doodman286 4

Monday 23 February 2015 3:50

Not to be a Debbie-downer but depending on how old your husband is, I think that losing things in odd places is an early sign of Alzheimer's disease... Or he's just talented and losing stuff

fallen_dragonkin 12

Monday 23 February 2015 4:41

Buy key finders, they work up to 40 metres, through walls. They flash light and beep loudly if you press a button on the remote.

verysmarmy 11

Monday 23 February 2015 5:57

Today, I went on FML, only to discover that for some reason there were two identical posts. FML

CuteKoalaGirl 18

Monday 23 February 2015 7:29

Ahhh.... I... Nope, couldn't breed with that kind of person.

amarie2009 22

Monday 23 February 2015 10:11

If your smart he wil NOT be the father of your future children

Clawsified 6

Monday 23 February 2015 11:28

As many have already stated, this is an early sign of Alzheimer's. It's rare, but there have been cases of Alzheimer's in people in their 30s. There's no way somebody can put their keys in an icecube tray, pour water into it, then freeze it, without realizing that they're freezing their keys. That is a huge red flag for mental problems.

Colon_Man 17

Monday 23 February 2015 18:09

My ex wife is stellar at this game. Only, with credit and debit cards. I found them in the crack of the seat, laying in the driveway, on the floor of the grocery store, in the hands of a helpful, nice old lady, in the hands of a stupid little punk who figured "finders keepers" (until I threatened to pull his face off and use it to wash my car)...