By jackie89 - 10/08/2014 19:26 - United Kingdom - Redruth

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Today, my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML
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Same thing different taste

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*cough*Insensitive*cough* Oh, excuse my coffin.

I hope I'm not a bad person for thinking this would've been hilarious

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orphanclubber 8
RusticChick 27

Just trying to lighten the mood, perhaps?

You decided your husbands embarrasing moment is good to share on social media i assume without his discretion nice. Yeah real transparent

What the hell are you ranting about? Did you even read the FML, or are you just that dedicated to living up to your username?

22, I don't think he actually even had a hard on, I think it was just a joke. He was just goofing off trying to lighten the mood.

#22 Right, because OP obviously gave us all the informations about her husband, including his full name, address and shoe size. It's not like FML is anonymous or anything.

Not the right joke for the time, but maybe he was trying to make heart of the situation, trying to cheer you up which isn't such a bad thing

Sometimes-- "There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive" ~Life Is Beautiful

Love that song! I wish more people got the reference.

Should kick him there and then he can be mourning his wood.

My best friend died on Tuesday, I spend 20 hours at the funeral home between then an Friday, then helped carry the box on Saturday AM. I flirted outrageously during the couple days of the wake with most of the women I knew and a couple that I didn't really. Why? Because I'd have flirted with them outrageously no matter where I was and my best friend wouldn't have expected me to change that for anything.In fact, the only time the flirting machine was turned off was the hour of the actual service. If I'd been serious enough to hook up, I think she'd have given me a high five from beyond the grave. Or a smirk and a Gibbs slap. Either way.

sorry to hear, my friends are that way as well