By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 15:28 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
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MisterMichael 9

Well that's better than agreeing to divorce. Good luck!

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cswens25 8

Hopefully agreeing on that now will mean you disagree on a divorce later.

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Comments

perdix 29

That should be an amusing diversion before the inevitable divorce.

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DrunkButterfly 17

Perdix, I love your comments usually but this one just sucks. Counseling works for a lot of people, my parents included! If op is giving it a chance so should you.

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sunkissedluster 20

Shut up, that was hilarious. Don't talk shit about perdix, you plastic spazface.

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DrunkButterfly 17

Wtf? Was I even talking to you? No. I was talking to Perdix, and I even said I usually love his comments. Sorry you disagree with me, but that's your problem, not mine. So please take your stupid insults somewhere else. I'm not interested. Bye!

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DrunkButterfly 17

You have anger problems, dear. Maybe YOU need therapy lol

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sunkissedluster 20

Bad day sorry, maybe I went to far. But don't call me dear, it's condescending.

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DrunkButterfly 17

Right, and calling someone a plastic spazface isn't condescending? Maybe you shouldn't be giving people advice on how to treat people, k?

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sunkissedluster 20

You just insulted an FML legend because you're being over serious, so I got pissed. It's a humor site, get with it, hun, lol! It just annoyed me because your comments gnerally suck and are all serious and you act superior all the time.

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perdix 29

#58, #64, Ladies, please! Please don't fight over me! Not until I get the vat of Jell-O ready in my living room, and you two come over in bikinis. Then, you may continue your spirited debate about my comments. In Jell-O Debate Wrestling over here, there are no losers -- only winners and mega-winners. ;)

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prettydummy 12

can i be the card girl? xD

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perdix 29

#86, OK, but make sure you use your best moves showing the Round 1 card, because I only stop the contest when I feel it's necessary for one or both of the contestants to put their bikinis back on . . . which is never ;)

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DrunkButterfly 17

This has gone from weird to kinky. Hm...whaddya say Luster, wanna give it a go? Prettydummy you stay out if this. It's between me and sunkissedluster! :p

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sunkissedluster 20

Grr, if perdix says we should make up, I guess I will. >:( PM me, Butterfly. ;)

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perdix 29

#95, #101, Aw, it's so nice you two made up. What am I supposed to do with the 1100 gallons of Jell-O in my living room?

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perdix 29

#109, Cherry, of course! ;)

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AllieCat21 21

64, you honestly are one of the most hypocritical commenters I have seen. You hate when commenters like DocBastard have "cheerleaders", and yet you're playing that same "cheerleader" role right now for Perdix. You say that it's condescending for her to use the term "dear", when I have seen you use the term "hun" on multiple occasions. You're not funny, and it just amazes me that you keep going.

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sweetbliss3 37

I don't think she's FML BC they're going to marriage counseling. She's probably saying FML BC that's the only thing they can agree on lately.

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prettydummy 12

shes FML and were all FML xD

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dejahree 7

It's better than a divorce... Way to have a negative mentality of your husband trying to make it work

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Trust me, it's a lot better agreeing on that than one of you thinking you should do it, and the other refusing because they don't see any reason to try saving the marriage.

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Shmatterhorn 38

I hope that everything works out for you, OP.

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diversgal 9

Maybe you will learn how to stop and listen to each other.... It's a good start instead of just running to the courts!

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GTAmax99 12

At least you're both willing to do something to help your marriage

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jaxv95 7

Honestly This fml is boring! how on earth did it get published in the first place! while all the real funny fmls never see the light of day?

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mistercrow 9

Well I think that's great that you guys care enough to fix it

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