By lemonhead - 23/05/2011 01:58

Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML
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Gallaghers 0

She deserved it, if they just had a argument, he's obviously going to still sore about something, maybe because he has a lazy wife who demands that he cut her vegetables for her eyes (which I'm pretty sure don't do anything). Shes not worrying about how stressed or how he is after the fight, stuck up bitch

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hatesfate 6

are your hands broken or something? or do you think the world revolves around you? cut your own damn cucumbers next time

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xXDubbleChic 11

YDI should have cut them yourself

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mack_the_knife 3

Obviously you were mistaking about the argument being over.

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cwmbear 0

Put crushed birth control pills in his food over the next year.

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Ozma_fml 0

Are the vast majority of commenters here 11 years old or what?

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Ugi 26

Do I sense that the argument left him feeling bitter? I can't help feeling he may have been arguing about not wanting to be your slave any more.

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badgirl90987 9

you cut them yourself. lazy ass..

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MalaInsane_11 0

that totally sounds like something my husband would do. I hope your eyes are ok.

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