By lemonhead - 23/05/2011 01:58

Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML
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Gallaghers 0

She deserved it, if they just had a argument, he's obviously going to still sore about something, maybe because he has a lazy wife who demands that he cut her vegetables for her eyes (which I'm pretty sure don't do anything). Shes not worrying about how stressed or how he is after the fight, stuck up bitch

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CEG3 0

Here are 2 choices on to get him back: either write "I love crystal meth" on all his shorts or paint a big red scar on his forehead

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WompWompWomp123 7

That movie makes me smile.

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IDKKK69 0

I'm watching that movie right now!!

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iamtwiggyme 0

Now I want to watch it!!!

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cldean24 4

I want to know what movie everyone is talking about.

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NaoPudding 8

I take it that HE wasn't over the argument.

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NaoPudding 8

I'm stating the obvious, because it doesn't seem to be so obvious to the OP since she claims they were both over the argument.

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Igor_g5 0

That's what I was thinking.

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TheMonica 0

When I have an argument with a fellow adult, I don't expect them to do something so childish and potentionally dangerous...

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Coconutscyclone 0

What's wrong with that? You can use lemons for that, it's just a bit wet.

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simply_improper 1

@19... squeeze some lemon in your eyes an see why

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Danij101 0

citrus burns in your eyes stupid!

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MRobvious750 0

Her eyes were closed #38 so she rubbed it all over her open eye OP is just being whiny.

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KickItHigh 32

Someone's a sour puss... Ah, I quit. But seriously, your husband's a genius.

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hansbaby 0

does it hurt ewn tho your eyes are closed?

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pinkspaceboundro 0

ding ding! round 2 is probably what took place next. you probably thought he did it on purpose and he probably just wasent paying attention and used lemons instead.

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misstamz 0

How do you confuse a cucumber with a lemon?

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pinkspaceboundro 0

lol, he probably knew it was some kind of produce he had to cut up and place it on her eyes. ...... which brings up another question??? who gets in a fight with someone and then tells them to cut up cucumber and put it on their eyes???

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iamtwiggyme 0

... and it only takes like two minutes, if that.

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nommnom_fml 0

yea you're probly right. I often get my lemons and cucumbers mixed up. Seeing as there so similar on shape, texture, colour an what not

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hockeyrocks39 0

Yeah because it's so easy to confuse a lemon and cucumber... you know same shape, color, texture, and size. I do it all the damn time. I really make some f¥cked up lemonade and we won't even discuss my poor salads.

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egamage 0

Would've been a FML if he stabbed you in the eyes with the knife.

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batgirl_babygirl 0

soooo ....what's the "fml" here? it's...LEMONS...not like he put dog poop on your eyes or something...get over it..sheesh....should have done it yourself...lazy ass...if you can't tell the difference between the two just by their SMELL alone (assuming your nose works since your eyes were closed) then you're a dumb ass

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armorf0r 7

because if lemon juice gets in your eye it BURNS LIKE HELL.

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ladolcemostro 0

Not the the worst feeling compared to tequila that burns like hell.

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zombiekitten87 12

either your husband is extraordinarily stupid, or he hates you. Not only did you make him cut them, you made him place them on your friggen eyes??? Next time don't be such a lazy cow and do it yourself.

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Zombieslayer1 0

I love you!!!!

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Vita_1 30

Lol that still makes her a lazy cow. How hard is it to slice two pieces of cucumber?

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