Miscellaneous: Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 01:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. FML

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By becca1417 - 01/09/2009 22:21 - United States

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By Breanne - 14/07/2011 15:25 - Canada

Today, at work, a regular started talking to me. Subject of choice? His overwhelming amount of earwax. Apparently he'd like to make a candle out of it once he goes to the doctor to get it removed. FML

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By badcomparison - 18/12/2016 07:02 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML

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caticaticati 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:23

Because she's a dumb ass and embarrassed herself, you dumb ass.

Just_Me_143 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:24

hey, I did that when I was younger at a way museum. except I went behind the so called 'statue' and dropped coins in her open hand... then she turned around and I ran like hell

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saranottelling 7

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:49

I never got why Velma was such a stuck-up smartass. She always knew who did it and wouldn't tell anyone until the end so she would feel like a genius. I've hated her since childhood. Everytime she lost her glasses I laughed and yelled, "Not a smartass now, huh?"

toddin 7

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:52

Eh, I have to agree with snickerdoodles. How would someone not tell the difference between wax and a real person? This sounds a bit too wayward and clueless.