By anonymous - 24/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
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margie2194 12

Thats when you slap him and take all his money.

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miss_la_rue 6

Ummmm... he's breaking his vows? He's abusing her emotionally? I mean, I'm sure you're trying to be funny, but to ask her to still be his wife and cook and clean while he gets to go **** around is totally selfish and unacceptable. The *point* of a marriage is a partnership. As in, equal partners in life and love. If he doesn't want the love part, he can't have the living part. It's as simple as that.

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penlandcourtney 0

Same shit happened to me..

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Badbrock 6

Make some pie like they did in the movie the help.

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ppl2ppl 4

Ew what a ******* pig tell him to pack his shit up and leave

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mitchn60 6

Ask him if he's ever heard of Lorena Bobbitt.

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angelinaanimerg 7

Time for divorce Oh and spill ice cold water on him When he is sleeping lol :)

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wyz135 7

This is a perfect opportunity for you to put laxatives in his food and itching powder in his socks. If he has phobias for insect, plant some of them in his shoes. Give him hell before he leaves.

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