Love: Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally....

By anonymous - 24/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 325

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By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 139

You deserved it 3 754

By starley - 13/08/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 964

You deserved it 3 452

Are you kidding me right now?

By Not your maid - 29/03/2023 16:00

Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 116

You deserved it 140

By alone - 20/04/2019 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancé has been talking to another girl behind my back about how much he hates being with me. Turns out he’s been talking to her everyday for 3 months, and she kept pushing him to leave me, but he was only staying because I cook for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 772

You deserved it 236

Architect

By RachelMc - 12/12/2022 21:00

Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 390

You deserved it 117

Extreme Masterchef

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 12:00

Today, after an argument a month ago, my husband has refused to do any cooking since. After a month without his food, I’ve realised at this point in our marriage his cooking is literally the only thing about him I like anymore. I think I want a divorce. Over food. What an end to a marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 882

You deserved it 512

By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 988

You deserved it 1 969

By mj - 05/06/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 426

You deserved it 3 374

Loud and clear

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 21:30

Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 145

You deserved it 99

By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 202

You deserved it 4 763

dessyrae 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 22:50

Oh hellll nah!

margie2194 12

Tuesday 24 April 2012 22:51

Thats when you slap him and take all his money.

Comments

Tallica84 2

Wednesday 25 April 2012 6:29

Leave his shit on the front lawn and change the locks!

kei1108 13

Wednesday 25 April 2012 6:57

... I kinda hope you already filed the divorce papers...

bhelas 5

Wednesday 25 April 2012 7:04

Divorce this dumbass husband of yours.

Fruitmonster2 15

Wednesday 25 April 2012 7:20

This is the first time that I would agree with everyone and say, divorce him.

AllyCat23 9

Wednesday 25 April 2012 7:30

I accidentally pressed the ydi button !!! so -1ydi

BloodFaerie 21

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:07

ohhhh HEEELLLLLLLLLLSS nooooooo! Him and his bitch would be getting a beat down...

purebliss7 6

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:30

if he want to date then he can move out . u file divorce dont wait for him to do it. be strong and good luck

mscat 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:36

Divorce! & take what ur entitled!

icallbullshit 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:46

What's she entitled to and why?

miss_la_rue 6

Thursday 26 April 2012 5:53

Half their belongings & assets (barring a pre-nup), and because he's broken his wedding vows by already dating someone else and by expressing the desire to separate. Pretty cut and dry, really.

icallbullshit 3

Thursday 26 April 2012 6:17

Yeah I agree with the breaking vows part, but in the fml it's kinda clear that he worked while she was a stay at home wife, she's entitle to some but to take half is just unfair is it not, don't think I'm being singleminded, if she were the bread winner and he stayed at home he would not deserve half either. Or maybe half and then no alimony. Plus people who don't even break vows and have a spouse who wants to end it, are they too entitled to half?

kalbrek009 20

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:55

That's when you say F@€K YOU!, then hand his sorry cheating ass divorce papers! (1):Separation is usually only legal if you both no longer live in the same house, & (2): there's no such thing as JUST an emotional separation. If you both STILL live in the same house & aren't LEGALLY separated, then it's considered CHEATING! One of you needs to move out or be kicked out..(hint, hint)..don't stand, sit or lay down for that BS!