By randomjulz - 16/06/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
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YourDone6 8

come see this hairy ******...no.. what kind of husband are you?

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ahhhFYL 0

maybe he was hiding your gift in there. so inconsiderate of you.

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taytoc 10

next time say yes then walk In flush it and leave lol

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alwayzjess 0

Ha ha well did you go and see it? That's gross though.

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BigOrca 2

lol. Then take a pick of that one or save it people would buy it. people buy anything. but it would be another guy cuz guys like stuff like that.

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1215116a 14

What a shitty comment.

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WordSmyth 2

Oh poo, don't be such a drain OP. Get off your porcelain throne and tell your husband your poo-roud of him. Hehehe, Oh yeah, sounds like a... I..I just can't.

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Stroke_Her_Ace 15

actually it's not. You're an idiot

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bingababe 16

Actually yeah, the third one is. Read it again. It's usually best to check that you ARE actually right before calling anyone an idiot....

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doctor_J 0

Does it really matter? I mean, all of you understood what it was that he was trying to say. What do you gain by pointing out that mistake?

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shakeTHEworld 12

They get the feelibg that they're better than someone else.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

It matters the world to me. Literacy = intelligence. I want FML to be literate.

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WordSmyth 2

LOL look at the names, I corrected myself.

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pepper477 6

hahahaha! made my day.

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pinkspaceboundro 0

i would have went and looked, maybe even took a picture. However, turn about is fair play!

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TheMonica 0

Well, what kind of wife ARE you? God, I hope you've been married for awhile. I can picture a couple who has been together for a long time doing this. Newkyweds, not so much.

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meredithxjane 0

me and my boyfriend have been together 7 months, and lived together fir the entire time and we mess around like this. not even newlyweds lol

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igoteffed 0

OMG 7 months. I'm 15 and in a longer relationship. haha

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I_Hate_Tpyos 0

121- so you've been "dating" a girl since like 14. where'd you bring her? chucky cheese's? nobody cares.

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dudeitsdanny 9

OMG I'M BARELY PUBESCENT AND HAVE BEEN WITH A GIRL FOR MORE THAN 7 MONTHS111!!!1!1 I'M SO KEWL!!1!1!1!1!! Assuming we care.. All relationships start at one month and move their way up. It's beyond stupid to act cool over having a longer relationship than a stranger. Besides, you'll probably be broken up by the time you graduate high school.

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