By Anonymous - 20/06/2011 05:45 - United States

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Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
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rbubbles 20

you're mean, why don't you try giving him hints on what to do bed next time. the flowers were a lovely gesture though so I hope you appreciated them instead of having a sook about sneezing

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daviddgaf 3

Suckd To B Him!! Bahahaa

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BobsUrAunty 2

and you know how to please a woman? I bet you couldn't be half as romantic as that even if you were Michael Buble lol

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BallsMcLongcock4 8

Well if you never say anything it's not gonna get better, work with him on that one

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born_hustla 26

that's ****** up!!!

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TheJester12 15

maybe If your husband took a boquet of roses and ****** you with the stems it would look like you were having an ******. I mean, the screaming reaction would be real from the thorns and such :D

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ohmandapants 16

damn iPod. This sounds a lot like another FML I read..

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aerogxt 7

****** isn't everything you selfish ungrateful louse. YDI

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suprmidgt 0

yeah your clearly a bitch for mentioning that as though it's someones fault. you need to relax or figure out what nasty debocherous shit you into and run with it.

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kangaru1 0

some people just love to complain about everything... yes, I'm talking about you, you unappreciated brat.

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