By Anonymous - 20/06/2011 05:45 - United States

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Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
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rbubbles 20

you're mean, why don't you try giving him hints on what to do bed next time. the flowers were a lovely gesture though so I hope you appreciated them instead of having a sook about sneezing

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EvilDave 13

So, HE gave YOU roses on FATHER'S day?

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herrobear 0

31 is a win. Let's complain about our husbands on Father's day after he gave me roses. Wow...no appreciation.

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blanquito 1

they say a sneeze is like a mini ******... so 7 is pretty close to a normal one

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Garrisonb_fml 0

Just because you either a) don't know your body well enough, or b) can't communicate that to your husband does not make that his fault. Get over yourself OP.

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Sprinkle777 0

instead of sitting here whining about it, teach him what to do so he not just fumbling around like an idiot.

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davek 36

So you two got as far as marriage without him knowing you're allergic to roses?

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