By Anonymous - 20/06/2011 05:45 - United States

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Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
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rbubbles 20

you're mean, why don't you try giving him hints on what to do bed next time. the flowers were a lovely gesture though so I hope you appreciated them instead of having a sook about sneezing

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spp87 0

what a bitchy thing to say to complete strangers

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EvanAGD 7

maybe he knew that was gunna happen. ;)

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knightsfb 0

67 she's complaining that her husband has never given her an ******

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richard92105 0

maybe he should pound you while you smell roses. maybe a 3 some will help too

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Veraymix 6

Have him just buy you some pepper next time.

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elkayshmay 0

If you sneeze 8 times in a row, that's supposed to be equal to an ******. Just sayin :p

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aztk4life 0

well cuz u haven't found me yet ;-)

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john_wolffe 2

Entirely your fault for marrying someone who couldn't satisfy you sexually. You have zero right to complain because you knew what you were getting into. You can't dodge responsibility on this one.

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