Health: Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood...

By AmySweet - 18/08/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML

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Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I had the most vivid dream of eating a caramel apple mousse cake with vanilla bean ice cream. Unfortunately, yesterday, also thanks to pregnancy hormones, I was diagnosed with diabetes. My dreams are taunting me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

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By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2012 19:55 - Canada

Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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Friday 19 August 2011 2:19

My mouth was watering reading this..

Mirorbo 26

Friday 19 August 2011 2:20

....Must I point out the obvious? Your husband is a dick...

Comments

Shadow_Phantom 26

Friday 19 August 2011 4:35

What the ****? FYL.

22cute 17

Friday 19 August 2011 4:46

You're writing an FML about a bun??

HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 19 August 2011 5:17

At least he'll let you finish off the anchovies and toothpaste on pickles that you be craving later tonight.

ohmandapants 16

Friday 19 August 2011 5:17

Aaannnddd then your morning sickness kicked in all over him?

Ryan98_fml 0

Friday 19 August 2011 5:19

what a ******

sonangedemusique 2

Friday 19 August 2011 5:31

........wow.

gracedollface 0

Friday 19 August 2011 5:32

I freaking hate the word pastry......

perdix 29

Friday 19 August 2011 5:48

Is there a reason? In that part of the dictionary, I hate "pasty" because I'm thinking "pasties" and it means something completely ugly. I also hate "pantry," because it makes me think of "panty," and is just a sissified way of saying a place to store food.

Lenho 26

Friday 19 August 2011 5:40

What a douche. And yep, he should think of the baby... and of you too.

Friaza 29

Friday 19 August 2011 5:55

I'm pretty sure the baby would've rather had an apple though.

perdix 29

Friday 19 August 2011 5:43

He doesn't want you to get fat, because he wants to continue to **** you during your pregnancy. Then, after the Days of Frequent ******** (aka the days following your child's birth), he wants you to be skinny again, so he can make you pregnant again. That's how men think and if it means stealing a Cinnabon and stuffing it in your face, that's what it will have to be.