Health: Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood...

By AmySweet - 18/08/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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Friday 19 August 2011 2:19

My mouth was watering reading this..

Mirorbo 26

Friday 19 August 2011 2:20

....Must I point out the obvious? Your husband is a dick...

Comments

diabeticgirl 0

Friday 19 August 2011 5:52

oh r u diabetic too?

sassyone123 0

Friday 19 August 2011 6:03

Isn't it meant to be ' in sickness and in health' ...

pussyeater696969 0

Friday 19 August 2011 6:03

heatherewf 0

Friday 19 August 2011 6:10

How did he eat the WHOLE thing in the time it took you to eat one bite? lol I would have smacked it out of his hand as soon as he picked it up!

StarFishSteven 5

Friday 19 August 2011 6:26

He was jealous of how happy the roll was making you....so he devoured it.

mamadi_fml 0

Friday 19 August 2011 6:28

I would scream at him if I were you.

TrollFeeder 10

Friday 19 August 2011 6:53

One more added to the pastry FMLs. These pastries really make people say FML.

blele15 2

Friday 19 August 2011 6:54

lol I guess his blood sugar was low too!

exohazard 6

Friday 19 August 2011 6:58

I cant blame him here. The way you described this is like you orgasmed while you ate the roll. He probably couldnt resist himself when he saw your face XD