By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 21:54 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML
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laurensauren 9

It was small enough to fit in your ear AND wiggle around?

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secretsymbiote21 5

Dont fart in his ear. thats how you get pink eye haha

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CharresBarkrey 15

Pink eye has nothing to do with your ears.

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perdix 29

The OP went to the otolaryngologist and he said,"My, you have an enormous ear hole! My, you have an enormous ear hole!" She said, "I know, but you didn't have to say it twice." He replied, "I didn't."

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imhope 23

I love all your comments! They always make me laugh(:

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secretsymbiote21 5

hey that was from predator. @perdix

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danaavery 5

You can just reply to his comment instead of making a new one.

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danaavery 5

But he says he's been reading FMLs since he can remember. Just tryin to jog his memory.

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perdix 29

No, the original version of that joke is much older than that. Switching otolaryngologist for gynecologist, and ear hole for ****** is original, I believe.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

So if you wear ear plugs your husband will cease to exist? Wicked...

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AliSama 17

first the guy who did this to grab his wife's attention now this. Are people going mad?

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