By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 17:01 - United States - Portland

Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML
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flockz 19

he's seen too many Pillsbury Doughboy commercials.

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Mrnice 8

Always keep an item of his on you and put it between your legs if he pokes you, cell phone, wallet, be creative

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patrickalamo 47

Try see his reaction when you start kicking and punching him in the balls.

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VIPwhenever 15

I can definately relate to op when I get poked in the belly button I have the urge To go pee

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winkydog4056 16

Next time he does this, stand over him and give him a golden shower. See if he thinks THAT'S hilarious!

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Iniezian 18

You'd be surprised at how many dudes would find it hot.

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Steve95401 49

OP's husband was deprived in childhood of having a Betsy Wetsy doll and now he's making up for it.

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ajh1800 25

How many people just poked themselves in the belly button to see if it makes them have to pee? Lol I did

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tj5810 21

Maybe he's in to that sort of thing.

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dcgriffith_fml 8

oh my gosh!!! I do the SAME THING, to my wife!! lol

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winkydog4056 16

Sounds like somebody hasn't been doing her kegels! Tsk Tsk

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