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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 17:01 - United States - Portland

Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML
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Same thing different taste

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flockz 19

he's seen too many Pillsbury Doughboy commercials.

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Oh my god! I thought I was the only one with a "Pee Button"! I feel your pain, my guy does the same thing to me.

tell him no sex for a week and each time he does it another week is added

straddle him and poke your own bellybutton. see how he likes it after that