By notinterested - 13/09/2011 10:11 - United States

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Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML
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sciencekidster1 8

"Sorry, my mom told me not to put small objects in my mouth. I could choke."

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theelitejosh171 1

yeah theres no need for that kid

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theelitejosh171 1

it must have been horriable watching ur mom get beat and raped by ur dad

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123jdub 7

Hey it's not going to suck itself

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JessalynVictoria 6

I hope your extra flexible cuz with an attitude like that no ones gonna suck yours!

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peter1299 0

U bettr start goin down haha

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somewill 0

You should surprise him with a few that he doesn't have to ask for and maybe he will stop. When he is making if that obvious, something must be missing... Just my two cents.

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goldfish78 11

How romantic! But make sure to clean his first before you start since he came back from work.

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kombucha_fml 8

sounds like he wants you to be somewhat submissive.

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laideehawk 6

Say hello to his "little" friend!

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Mourningstar 4

Do the same to him, tell him "If you don't eat it, you don't need it"! Lol

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jpallan 3

If you're in any way complying with this, then you deserve it. If you're giving him a look of death when he does it, then you have my sympathies if he's that slow.

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