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By notinterested - 13/09/2011 10:11 - United States

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Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML
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sciencekidster1 8

"Sorry, my mom told me not to put small objects in my mouth. I could choke."

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withasmile 3

Oh for God's sake - lighten up! Sex is supposed to be fun. And get him to return the favor!

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ReynshineCutting 10

You're totally missing the point.

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JessalynVictoria 6

I so agree. :) not saying that willingly reciprocating for an act done for me can't be fun... but it's not everyone's cup o tea. and for gods sake use some manners. Or at least get her a little warmed up first if you get what I'm sayin. maybe then she will be more willing.

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paradiseisland01 0

OMG I would took that as a joke and made him feel like the stupid one . Knowing that he would never ask me ever again .

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PandaPaws 0

Bend down and just say hello nothing more

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lulzmylife 4

I would drop my pants and say, "You first!"

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lulzmylife 4

Exactly. Her husband sounds like an entitled asshole who doesn't respect her and just views her as an object for his sexual pleasure. Obviously we're just hearing one side of the story, but if this is actually the norm for him and not just a one-time joke, then it must be a hell of a crappy marriage.

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