By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
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Metalman69 0

and you didnt know he had this problem prior to marrying him? did you two not live together before then?

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vicki2354 0

omg potty train that man!!!

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ohSNAPyall 26

Naw, I think you did it. He's just too much of a gentleman to say anything.

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Iskaria 0

A little early in the marriage to be buying nappies(diapers) ^^ no? Just don't let him in the bed until he's went poopy, it's unlikely he'll poop the bed if he's just went, you have to learn that men are like children! :P J/K

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BadKitty13 28

OMG That is NASTY !!!! Put a diaper on him ! Potty train him !! EWWWW ! grown man ??? maybe he's just to lazy to get out of bed. In that case WOW did you pick a looser.

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s8n666 0

this is the reason that waiting to live together until after getting married is such a stupid idea.

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Niaa_fml 0

That's what you call the opposite of wet dreams.

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lectricpharaoh 9

You never know- it may have been wet. OP never stated the consistency of her husband's, uhm, 'nocturnal emissions'.

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glitchedgamer 0

Use this to your advantage. Cleveland Steamers on demand!

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reddwarf_fml 0

seriously I'm voting Dr. visit. there hopefully is a medical prob. also may ask his mom if he has had this prob previously. really hoping for ur sake it is a medical prob

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gebus 0

totally gross - but most likely medical related or he's retarded - get him checked out abd all and if nothing shows up he's hinting to you or slowly bribing in the idea of doing shiza videos lol

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