By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
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Metalman69 0

and you didnt know he had this problem prior to marrying him? did you two not live together before then?

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vicki2354 0

omg potty train that man!!!

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Buy a bottle of champaigne. Stick the cork in your husband's ass before bed. Get drunk off the champaigne - you married a loser.

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chobitschibi1369 0

I could make a pun or give advice. Instead I give an FYL and an FhisL. Because while you have to live with it, he has to live with knowing he did it and you know it.

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tdub10 2

Lmfao.... Sounds like my girlfriends son whn he gets older.

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Hammer01 8

that is what diapers are for. make him wear one to bed until he has stopped for months . problem solved.

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bachooka 5

-vomits violently- my "friend" showed ne that video one day. it was disgusting. but I laughed till I peed when he showed it to my hubby!

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xundria 5

This is a fine example why you don't wait until after marriage to move in together. These fine details are important. What have we learned today kiddies?

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LullabyeLove 0

I completely agree.

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LullabyeLove 0

okay.. that is why you're supposed to live together BEFORE marriage. I don't feel bad for you if you're one of those "marriage before sex" types, it's your own fault for not getting to know him well enough by living with him first. YDI.

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RedPillSucks 31

Living together doesn't require having sex. She probably would not have found out just from having sex with him. This required sleeping together (not the sexual kind) over a prolonged period of time.

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