By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 920
You deserved it 5 462

Same thing different taste

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and you didnt know he had this problem prior to marrying him? did you two not live together before then?

vicki2354 0

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RedPillSucks 31

Isn't that where people have sex with dolphins?

you know they say on tv dolphins are just gay sharks..!!! just FYI

rasellersjr 0

heheh she did it and blames him... or maybe it was Mac!?

Lichinamo 33

@11 *Philidalphea @155 Sharks are fish and dolphins are mammals. Look into it.

graceinsheepwear 33

@240. You are only making it worse. It's Philadelphia.

"Dump" him. There's no excuse for it !!

She shouldn't dump him for something he can't control. Or did you just say that in the first place to simply make a pun..?

16- What you did there.. I SEE IT. hahaha

jinxthejinx 0

DLTsandwich, what is in that sandwich?

Wheat bread, a heavy amount of mayo, lettuce, bacon, and a face...

Precisely. Phustercluck knows what he's talking about.

I heard of a shitty marriage but this is ******* ridiculous.

Asstastic4 0

Your pic made me laugh. It's so epic.

We both have funny pictures. The ladies of FML should be all over us in 5, 4, 3, 2…

You ladies are late and one of you is not a lady at all. This did not go the way I planned it at all.

hahahahaha that is disgusting and funny at the same time!!

bointy 0

Have to agree with six.. how do you just sit yourself, get up, shower and go to work like it nothing. Oh honey would you mind tossing the sheets in the wash? I'll see you at dinner.. WTF

y does everyone think you have to move in together before getting married? marriages last longer when ya don't - least that's what those stats say...but either way she got a shitty deal

It's just more advised. You learn more about a person when you live with them before marriage, thus know if you really are ready for wedlock commitment to them or not.

pickledpandas 0

you want to end up marrying a bedshitter? check the statistics of that kind of mariage lasting.

28: Did you ever consider that a good portion of the people measured in those statistics are religious conservatives who don't believe in doing ANYTHING before marriage? Guess what those same people also usually don't believe in? Divorce. I work in a copy center and end up making copies of these "marriage workbooks" all the time. They're ******* depressing, and they have chapter titles like "Staying Married Does Not Mean Staying In Love". Yes. Direct quote. I'm serious.

pandemic: Not trying to start a debate here, so I won't address the whole living together issue. But tbf, you shouldn't judge a book by its, er, chapter titles. There's a possibility that the chapter title was intended to be eye-catching, to draw the reader in. Lots of people define "being in love" as the heart-fluttering, baby-talking, you-can-do-no-wrong-ever feeling of infatuation. That feeling does wax and wane over the course of any long-term romantic relationship. The message of the chapter could easily have been that sticking through rough times and working on maintaining those feelings is preferable to divorce. Just sayin'.

BTW, I generally abhor Christian self-help books, so I'm not necessarily defending the content. Just proposing an alternate explanation for the WTF-ness.

I totally understand. I thought the same thing at first, so I actually read it. The whole book was basically just telling you to drown yourself in faith and force yourself to bear it until you die because divorce makes the angels cry.

... and that's why I generally abhor those books. Ugh.

ask him to clean the sheets and make a sandwich