By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
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Metalman69 0

and you didnt know he had this problem prior to marrying him? did you two not live together before then?

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vicki2354 0

omg potty train that man!!!

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Mr_Zachary 0

I just thought everyone should know that I am literally on the porcelain throne as I'm typing this. You are welcome.

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bayonet 0

sounds like someone stretched the elastic band in his asshole. is he gay?

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imnotsurelol 0

this happened to me

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Mr_Zachary 0

he's probably not sure lol...

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rasellersjr 0

Damn flood protection, and I guess one of his posts was deleted, it was posted 3x. I was gonna post: ...Once (1st post) ...Twice (2nd) ...Three times? (3rd)

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towboatdude 0

sounds like someone didn't test drive the merchandise first for a little while. oh well looks like your stuck in a shitty situation. since the 30 day no money back warranty has ran out.

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CallMeHush 0

Send him back to his mommy until he is properly housebroken.

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dynky 3

poor guy. he should probably see a doctor if that keeps happening to him.

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dukepliskin 0

That was sure to make you have a shitty day! has your room went back to what it originally smelled like?

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skyeyez9 24

28: cause she would have at least found out her bf was a chronic bed shitter.

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skyeyez9 24

I would demand he see a doctor to rule out any medical issues. Unless he has some sort of medical or repressed psychological problem (sexual abuse as a child), there is NO excuse to poop the bed as a grown man. I hope he doesn't expect you to clean the mess.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

^ Agreed, provided he wasn't shit-faced drunk both times. Go to a new doctor if he's too embarrassed to see your GP. You shouldn't mess around with this crap. (har har)

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