Miscellaneous: Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2014 05:02 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML

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By nocakeforyou! - 15/03/2011 13:11

Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

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By Tyr88 - 05/03/2017 02:00 - Australia - Blakehurst

Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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By hungry - 15/08/2016 03:03 - United States - Waverly

Today, my husband offered to do the weekly grocery shopping. Because he has never done the shopping before, I made him a list of what we needed and other optional foods to give him an idea of what to get. He came back with a week's worth of ramen noodles and 2 litres of soda. FML

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Hangry boi

By Anonymous - 11/04/2022 14:00

Today, thanks to my wife’s obsession with expensive foods like chutney, relishes, exotic spices, and preserved foreign vegetables and herbs, I'm literally staring into a fridge full of glass jars, with a door that barely stays closed, and yet has nothing inside suitable to eat for my dinner. FML

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By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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By Singlewife - 23/03/2019 22:00

Today my husband got drunk and wrecked the house. And when I say wrecked the house, I mean ripping everything off book shelves, Tearing the ceiling fan out of the wall, Opening the fridge and shoveling everything out. Glass everywhere. etc. and this isn’t the first time. I clean up every time. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 04:00

Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML

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You BASTARD!

By moosemay - 02/04/2013 15:04 - Germany

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

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jacobbeuerlein 7

Thursday 12 June 2014 16:29

Why would he put chips in the fridge?

sexyboi1985 27

Thursday 12 June 2014 16:27

That's all u ever need ! Good on him.

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maccmiles 8

Thursday 12 June 2014 20:12

Chips in the fridge?

HoranHugs 7

Thursday 12 June 2014 20:16

Who the hell puts chips in the fridge?

ranzan 7

Thursday 12 June 2014 20:16

1817 of people clicked you deserved it. Stupid

jeragonm 15

Thursday 12 June 2014 20:24

Are you sure he isn't one of us (by this I mean American) or at least Irish?

storminmormin14 12

Thursday 12 June 2014 20:28

Really am not seeing your downside here

mkayden 23

Thursday 12 June 2014 20:28

He's a goood man.

specializedp3 3

Thursday 12 June 2014 20:29

What?? chips in the fridge?????

Krissey_DJ 16

Thursday 12 June 2014 20:33

Who puts chips in The fridge?...

Hite32A 2

Thursday 12 June 2014 20:40

Who puts chips in the fridge??? lol

rugener92 11

Thursday 12 June 2014 20:59

It's a little of YDI and FYL, you had so long to prepare for this moment! FIFA didn't just announce it this morning!

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