Kids: Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

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By thanks a lot - 04/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

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evnflr 7

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:51

Now that's a shitty situation.

mama2b3 20

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:53

First of all your husband sounds really immature. Second, over 40 kids!!? Holy crap!

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Dommon 7

Thursday 26 January 2012 17:20

i hope u got more then one bathroom.

alanmacabre 2

Thursday 26 January 2012 17:29

Over 40 seven year olds in your house at one time, how else are you going to clear them out?

wokawokanomnom 5

Thursday 26 January 2012 17:41

Haha your husband is awsome!!!

ivanhoe4u 3

Thursday 26 January 2012 18:03

Your husband is an idiot and a-hole.

cuddlebunny3548 11

Thursday 26 January 2012 18:05

What a horrible thing to do!!! Btw, your kid must be popular :P

joee182 3

Thursday 26 January 2012 18:13

thats ****** up. if he was in college and doing it to his buddies itd be funny but why pick on little kids? he has problems.

BubbleGrunge84 7

Thursday 26 January 2012 18:28

Your husband is an idiot! Not just children were involved but his own son as well as parents and other guest who also had a slice of cake. I don't see how you could do this to your own child let alone other people! I have to agree with everyone else about the lawyer. Your hubby could be in for some real trouble!

PoeSlayer 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 18:35

You married an absolute genius

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 26 January 2012 18:39

Wow, I think it would be "funny" if you slipped some laxatives into his coffee or something. That's seriously messed up, not only for the kids, but for you too OP, since there were over 40 kids at the party and I don't know of any house that has that many bathrooms. I can only imagine the smelly mess you were tortured with. FYL indeed.

aomais1637 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 18:41

haha that is funny, i think im going to do the same for my gf bday

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