By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML
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mama2b3 20

First of all your husband sounds really immature. Second, over 40 kids!!? Holy crap!

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chels1994 11

Those poor kids...that poor cake.. I hate this whole situation :(

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teyyoshi 19

your husband is a bitch, it is not a joke at all...kids are ignorant!!

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Ins0mau 20

I think you mean "innocent".

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Xianthos 2

Its time to get some lawyer hired :-P Calling your husband jerk is understatment of the year.

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kreepers 6

Evil husband. Ingenious way for dads to tell their kids how much they don't like their friends!!

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clue_me_in 20

Wow. Your husband is a dumbass, and I hope none of those kids had any health problems.

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vettle 6

I'm putting YDI since you must have known he was a moron before marrying him.

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monagro 22

I'd really be pissed off if I was the father of one of those kids.

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fmessiah 19

Get dressed into your sexiest lingerie and handcuff him/tie him to the bed, whisper that you have to prepare yourself and give your sexiest walk to the ensuite where you will change into a dominatrix outfit. Make your way back into the bedroom and put a blindfold on him. Raise his legs up so his arse is raised and start to use your tongue in an imaginative way... then BANG surprise ENEMA. Tell him that's how the children felt and go sleep on the couch, leaving him chained up. (you will probably want to prepare the bed for the expected mess beforehand).

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lovemeorloseme7 4

orrrrr instead of going through all that trouble......just add some Laxatives to his next meal you cook him (assuming you are the one that cooks the meals). and when he asked why you did that, just have your SON reply back to him "because I thought it would be funny".... :). and if you wanted to go a step further....occupy the bathroom when you give him the bathroom so he has to go outside.... mmhmm.

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lovemeorloseme7 4

"when you give him the bathroom.." correction.. "when you give him the meal.." my bad.

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japtch 15

66 - I agree. Almost disturbingly so...

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fmessiah 19

But that would be boring and glum, my method has the added bonus of a very fast change from oooer kinky sexy time to oh my god kill me now instead of just going to the toilet frequently for a short period of time. Extreme punishment vs going to the toilet.

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J9DeeZy 4

You have this revenge thing down to a science.

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twisted_cherub 14

Or...teach him a real lesson. Have someone call you, OP. Get very grave while listening to them talk. When you hang up start crying to your husband that one of the kids at the party just died in the emergency room of severe dehydration from chronic diarrhea, ask him how you're supposed to explain this to your son, tell him it's his fault. Of course, your son has to be in on it. Give him the privilege of telling his dad, "[insert name here] isn't dead, but that should teach you not to play mean tricks on kids."

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tylerryder 4

Haha XD Whata guy!! That's ****** hilarious, I'm sorry about the outcome though XD

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