By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 00:17 - Israel

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
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dreamering 16

Tell him that you never wash your mouth after a *******.

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miz66independent 1

tell him everytime he shakes hands with a man he's shaking their penis too.

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Pretty_dead 0

LOL that's gross but now u have an excuse for him not to put his fingers in ur mouth when u tease him

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100percentwhite 0

grow some ******* balls, hypothetical balls, since ur a woman, but still. shit's too sanitary nowadays and that's why people get sick is that they have shitty immune systems. you need to be exposed to some germs to be able to fight off some germs, for ***** sake!

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bnutzinger 11

Well, technically, if anything you should wash your hands _before_ you go to the bathroom. Not much sense in doing it afterwards. Your hands are covered in much, much more germs then your junk or waste or whatever you happen to touch while in the bathroom. Just saying.

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maclove24 0

tell him you finger your ass then make him dinner

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dansco 24

What a dirty basterd! That is discusting! Think his piss is all over you...

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unixdude 9

Actually it's only for people who piss on their hands. You do understand that a man can urinate without touching his junk, right?

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SweetieMeg2013 0

he just ain't right

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thefuckinloser 6

that is ******* sick

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