By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 00:17 - Israel

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
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dreamering 16

Tell him that you never wash your mouth after a *******.

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miz66independent 1

tell him everytime he shakes hands with a man he's shaking their penis too.

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FMLaddict20 5

guess im paranoid. learn somethin new every day haha

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knocking 0

You need to hook him up with the girlfriend from the other FML, where she drank straight out of someone else's bottle. While you are there, you can hook up with the self-described germaphobe. He seems like a better match for you, and the other girl a better match for your husband.

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redbluegreen 40

Just stop being so paranoid, OP. Does he have to spell it out for you?

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nadorahb 0

For goodness sake don't let him empty the dishwasher!

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gOlfwAng_fml 0

but then again, who honestly thoroughly washes their hands? now a days most people just run them under water real quick. nobody really washes their hands.

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Freeze_fml 16

Are you really this stupid that you believe everyone else is as unhygienic as yourself? No, moron, there are in fact people who are sanitary.

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Freeze_fml 16

Take a big shit and share the blessings.

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HarveyMalone 0

or change a tampon...

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amochizuki 4

Well if he eats any finger food you can laugh at the dirtbag

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shamille 5

Just tell him to wash them anyway. My dad is like that, always saying that he didn't pee on his hands. Um, but you still touched your penis, didn't you? Nasty ass dummy. It's like the water and soap burn their soul or something. Disgusting.

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fthku 13

It really isn't THAT big of a deal if he just peed. It's the second option that makes you cringe. I remember seeing our cook in the Army not wash his hands after a number 2. That was truly disgusting, and I wasn't particularly intimate with him. OP, wait til he falls asleep, then dip his hands in a bowl of bleach and assorted acids. He'll be clean, and will be forced to wash his hands from now on to relieve the pain from the burns.

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TheMaestro 4

Your penis has germs on it? Does your arm or hand magically not have any? No? Don't worry about it then

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stevenmx86 7

I always push ydi on these ones because you kind of married him... You knew what you were getting into.. I think fml needs a "Does that surprise you?" button...

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onthetoilet 3

what is he a child? does he brush his teeth or is that for paranoid people too

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