Kids: Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old...

By KittyKat - 03/11/2013 14:22 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML

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Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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Sunday 3 November 2013 19:10

Shouting "tail" isn't the worst thing she could say.

igive 29

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:11

And when she's fourteen, this will serve as an embarassing story.

Comments

zoegirl_455 30

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:15

Hey at least she didn't ask her dad what he was carrying in his underwear -_- trust me she will forget about it eventually it's normal

adowd687 3

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:15

You could've locked the door

Setareh23 34

Sunday 3 November 2013 20:32

Not all doors have locks.

blackychan63 12

Sunday 3 November 2013 23:40

we've already been over the lock-the-door thing.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:15

Also, rookie mistake. NEVER turn your back.

Calingaladha 21

Sunday 3 November 2013 23:25

I think dad made the opposite mistake

ElricMustang 23

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:17

I'm sure most people won't even know what she's talking about. She couldve said a lot worse.

Huddisher 10

Monday 4 November 2013 13:34

She points at crotches and yells "tail." ...

imbedderdenu 23

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:18

hahahhaa awww gotta love monsters! ;)

150493x 29

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:18

The things kids come out with is adorable... Most of the time.

awkwardloveannie 28

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:19

you do not tell a child or anyone for that matter to NOT do something it makes them want to do it that much more

error404n0tf0und 21

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:19

is she telling tails?

macystar 14

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:21

Very punny!

SMHsohard 22

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:22

Rookie mistake; never say to a toddler "Don't" do something. All they hear is "Do it". This rule pertains to some adults, as well. Unfortunately.

Emilystar0298 9

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:22

Lol well at least she didn't grab it! My niece walking in on my boyfriend while we were babysitting her. He was changing and she just looked at it and grabbed it ask what's this?